Inside the Actor's Studio

For those of you who have no idea, Inside the Actor's Studio is a show that comes on Bravo and interviews entertainment celebs in front of a live studio of graduate students from The New School in New York. For some celebs, it is masturbation on stage, for some it is a great way to see your favorite celebs, Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, Mike Meyers (this one was great!) unedited for an extended period of time, talking about acting and stories from behind the scenes. At the end, the host, James Lipscomb (sp?), asks the celebs these same questions which are from some french wholahala blah blah blah... I tune out every time he expalains were the questions come from...

This is my masturbatory moment:

What is your favorite word?
FABULOUS

What is your least favorite word?
WRONG

What turns you on?
A GREAT CONVERSATION

What turns you off?
ANYTHING SMELLY

What is your favorite curse word?
MOTHER FUCKER

What sound or noise do you love?
MY SON'S LAUGH

What sound or noise do you hate?
POLITICAL RHETORIC

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
TEACHING

What profession would you not like to do?
POLITICIAN

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO GET HERE!

Please feel free to copy and post....I would love to see everyone's responses!