"You didn't update your blog?!?!?"

So last night, I am on the computer checking up on some blogs and my husband comes up behind me....

You didn't update your blog?!?
Excuse me?
You just left everyone hanging.. you haven't updated your blog....
What the hell are you talking about?
You talk about Ben being sick, but you didn't tell them he is better, you didn't post Max's graduation, you aren't posting!!!
Back off!!! This is MYYYYYY journal.... I don't see you updating YOUR blogs!! One hasn't been updated since 2007 and the other since 2005....so pot, this is kettle, love the new black outfit!!!