Just for the record!

This morning Ben and I are snuggling in the big bed while Max is in the potty.
Ben: MAX!!!! Whatcha doin?
Max: Poopin
Ben: oooo... yucky!
Mommy: What do you mean yucky?
Ben: Poopin is yucky!
Mommy: No it's not! Everybody poops! Max poops, you poop, daddy poops, even mommy poops!
Ben: Grandma doesn't poop!
Mommy: Oh yes she does...
Ben: (very angry) No she DOESN'T!!

Probably because no one as pure as grandma could do something as yucky as that.....